One minute Key

The Herald’s unauthorised hagiography Pt2 came out yesterday. As a service to those who can’t get the paper, here’s what “The Man Who Would be PM” reveals:

Key: Alpha male, wants to be PM; no, true. Not much competition on his side. Knows something about finance. Is nice to girls in trouble (hmm) and wants to save world. No, true. Pretty pragmatic and will do whatever it takes.

In short, nice graphics, pity about the article. Almost nothing new or of any serious interest. Unless you think that a high-flying investment banking mate of Key’s coming back to help out is news.

Whatever Crosby-Textor are getting paid, they’ve earned it. Shame on you Herald.


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3 Responses to “One minute Key”

  1. Inventory2 Says:

    C’mon JP – you can do better than that – heck, six months of investigation, and no scandals, except those that Nicky Hager invents. Sheesh – maybe there’re no skeletons – and maybe there’s not even a closet!

  2. jafapete Says:

    I2, Maybe, he looks a very dull boy. But that’s not your prime qualification for leading the country, surely?

  3. Stephen Says:

    Inventory, I think jafa is crying out for an insightful, passionate tell-all biography type thing – ‘The Audacity of a-non-particulary-alarming-centrist-view’ maybe…

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