From Anthony Lane’s hilarious account of the Olympics in the New Yorker:
“The fact is that the Olympic Games could happen anywhere. They seem to unfold in a vast and spotless nowhere. I could have been in Melbourne, or Toronto, where at least the food would have been better—where the Chinese food would have been better.”
And from the same source
“Long before this year’s competition began, on August 10th, I was lost in the arcana of the American press handout, which explained that the stuff the [synchronized] swimmers rub into their hair, to keep it helmet-hard and out of their smiles as they cavort, is unflavored Knox gelatin, “also used in Jell-O and cheesecake.” The main ingredient of Knox is “soft horse cartilage.” Add the Knox to the nose clips that the women affix, for those tricky submarine somersaults, and you get an unsavory blend of sport, cooking class, and circus.”
Tags: Quotes of the day
September 1, 2008 at 10:12 am |
But where else could Lane get the heady scent of totalitarianism with his sport!?
September 1, 2008 at 10:20 am |
Saudi Arabia? Oops.
September 1, 2008 at 11:11 am |
They must be readying their 2042 bid along with lobbying to include oiled-up wrestling…